Holy Water!!!! Is G-d On The Take?

Holy water is now being sold at stores near you!!!! Here's the good news!!!! It is filtered via reversed osmosis which Dr. Fitness gives two thumbs up!!!! Just like Dasani and Aquafina. The process of reverse osmosis gets rid of a lot of crap that regular filtration doesn't like trihalomethanes, cyclobenzenes, nasty bacteria like cryptosporidium. But if this doesn't smell like a scam, I don't know what does!!!
Brian Germann who is producing the water, has clergy bless the water before it is distributed. It looks like we are do for another sequel of the movie "Oh,G-d" however George Burns is no longer with us so who would play G-d? My vote is for the Fat Guy!!!! You can view the rest of this story at this link